Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Thief Says: "We are Americans First, and Bankers Second"


Micro-blogging the Banker Hearings today, the New York Times captured this choice quote from Wells Fargo's head thief John "Good God I Suck" Stumpf:

"We are Americans first and bankers second."

No, Mr. Stumpf, first you are thieves, then you are jerks, and finally, you are bankers.

John "Jerk" Mack of Morgan Stanley said,

“I know that the Americans are outraged about compensation costs.”


Yeah. You think?

In an act of grotesque understatement, Kenneth "Dug My Grave" Lewis of Bank of America said,

“We understand that taxpayers are angry” and they deserve to know how we are spending their money"

These butt-nuggets have no idea how mad Americans are. They have no idea what its like to go hungry, to sleep on the street, to be beaten by cops, and assaulted by strangers...not yet...

But if they keep stealing from the treasury, these Mafioso criminals will get mugged so bad they'll barely be able to blabber about their misguided patriotism.

Someone really ought to punish them. Obama should get out of the beds of bankers and into the streets with everybody else.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

everybody else?

Professional Couch Potato said...

Good point. Everybody else is not in the streets.Perhaps just in my fantasy world:)

Anonymous said...

and punishment too..i'm blushing

Tried of Wachovia said...

They said we need good talent to run these banks so thats why we have to pay them millions in bonuses Mr Stumpf used to repo cars now he's repo Americans homes! Now he also the CEO of Wachovia while CEO of Wells Fargo and Wachovia? Conflict! Wachovia is using Tarp money as cash flow and doing very small loan modifications. If they lose any money with some write downs or loans they can't insure. Mr Stumpf will fire them and break up Wachovia and fire many Wachovia employees Which most or no longer qualified...tried calling their loss mitigations Department? California Homeowners are being tossed into the streets because of the high loan amounts. Wachovia is forcing short sales even when a bill is passed to help out with larger loan amounts. Mr Stumpf is crook and has broken so many State & Federal laws but is too well connected for the Law!