Monday, February 9, 2009

Death to Mr. Peanut, the New Bin Ladin--The War on Terror Goes to Georgia


With the Salmonella outbreak at the Peanut Corporation of America, the death of 8 innocent Americans, the news media is having a frenzy at the expense of the peanut industry. The New York Times reports that the conditions at the plant in Blakely, Georgia were well below standards. As our economy continues to tank and capitalists try to find was to cut corners, the health standards of industry will continue to decline and lives will continue to be lost. This terror stems from greed. Obama should leave Afghanistan and invade Blakely, Georgia, in a hunt for the menacing Mr. Peanut, Stewart Parnell, owner and President of this year's Al Qaida, Peanut Corporation of America.

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