1) Jesus would be pissed if he saw these bankers getting billions of dollars in bailouts with homeless people dying on the street. Watch out Wall Street! Jesus has a flame-thrower and he's coming for you!
2) Jesus would be pissed off at all these mega-churches with fast-food restaurants and finger pointing preachers. Watch out Mega-Churches! Jesus has a bulldozer and he's coming for you!
3) Jesus would be pissed because of all the corpses that have piled up in the name of our flag: Iraq, Afghanistan, Guatemala, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Palestine, Vietnam, Cambodia, Japan, the list goes on and on. Even worse, Jesus would think, "Damn, I thought the cross was the nastiest way to die...look at all these poor suckers! Watch out Pentagon! Jesus has his ass on a missile and he's flying towards you!
4) Jesus would be pissed off because the United States supports Israel which acts like Rome. As a Palestinian Jew, Jesus would be sick of the self-righteous Zionists who try to use the Holocaust as an excuse for a new genocide. Watch out Israel, Jesus is Palestinian and he's walking towards you!
5) Jesus would be pissed off because the United States builds borders and fear and war machines. Jesus liked crossing borders freely. Watch out Homeland Security. Jesus just met with Bin Ladin and he's headed towards you!
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Mr. Obvious says: Wow, that made an impression. To be tactful in your words would help you in reaching a wider range more or less. Sensitivity isn't for everyone. But sometimes a 'boot to the head' is necessary. Make it big or get lost, you have made a point. Jesus was a Revolutionist or an Alien.
If these reasons are true, why JUST the USA then? Also borders have been around since ancient times... great wall of china ring any bells? :P
I started reading this post thinking amybe there would be some inteligent points made. That's what I get for ASSuming such a thing. "Jesus is sitting on a missile heading for the Pentagon"... Really?
Thank you for this article, pretty helpful information.
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