Graham Hill's article Sexy and Sustainable, surveys the greening of the sex toy industry. From bicycle sex-toy delivery to eco-lubes, the sex industry is turning environmentalism into a hot commodity.
But wait, what unharnessed potential awaits the horny inventor--sex as an alternative energy source! I mean, lets get real. Think of all the thrusting, grinding, licking, and sucking going on out there. You know as well as I, it produces loads of energy. Imagine transporting yourself to work from the energetic byproduct of your morning quicky, heating your stove from the erotic energy of two, three or more grinding bodies, or running fans by making out.
Even better, think of how we could charge the entire energy grid with pulsating waves of orgone as millions of people lose themselves in bliss.
To all the inventors our there, I want a cut of your money if you can make this work. Our future depends on you!
Forget Peak Oil! Let's try Peak Orgasm!
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