Stimulus Plan Gives $450 Million to NASA so Rich Can Leave Us Behind to Die

According to Huff Post , the Stimulus Plan passed the Senate with some serious modifications. Including extra money for food stamps, social services, and green technologies, all reasonable ways to stimulate our lackluster economy, the goof-balls in congress are adding $450 million for space exploration. It looks like they see the economic and environmental destruction adding up, America's collapse in Afghanistan, and a mad rush of pissed off populists ready to storm the barracks. Clearly, this $450 will help them find a place to go when the feces hits the fan. (That or launch more satellites to spy on us).

I can imagine Warren Buffet, whichever Kennedys still living by the time I finish writing this post, Eco-Warrior Capitalist Al Gore, the Bushs, and the Obamas sipping cocktails in the great beyond as the rest of us flop about the earth like fish out of water, struggling for one last meaningful gasp of Oxygen.