Sunday, February 15, 2009

CIA Wimps Use Robots to Blow Up Pakistani Peasants: This Isn't War--This is a Video Game


Anyone who read the NY Times article U.S. Airstrike Kills 30 in Pakistan and saw that the CIA is flying drones over Afghanistan and Pakistan to kill insurgents realized quickly that this is not a war we're fighting. It's a video game.

In America's new style of war, a handful of Play Station nerds sit off-site in a bunker somewhere eating pizza and blowing up peasants. While real peasants are sitting down for dinner, holding hands in prayer, a gigantic "drone," ala remote control plane, flies overhead, shoots out missiles, and blows the peaceful family to smithereens.

This is a South Park fantasy atrocity born to life through the cowardice of the CIA and the American Military.

Shame on this murdersome government, too scared to fight.

It's no longer the sexist phrase, "Fight Like a Man." Now it's gender neutral and more insidious: "Fight Like a Robot."

In other news for America's Wimpiest, the U.S. Military is planning on giving immigrant military recruits citizenship status. Their justification: Americans are too culturally inept to be diplomatic in other countries. One has to wonder if this bribery is occurring because American citizens know so-well since Vietnam that our military is corrupt and fails to serve the constitution.

Even from the perspective of World War II soldiers, deemed as heroes by most Americans, the U.S. military strategies are little-more than chicken-feces, knee quivering embarrassments to this "great" country.

These wars suck and people should not fight in them. It's even worse to send immigrants off to die for citizenship status in this genocidal nation. I'm headed upstairs to send my drone to fetch me brunch.

1 comment:

menstruation said...

Forget the Transformers and Astroboy: Japan's latest robots don't save the world, they cook snacks, play with your kids, model clothes, and search for disaster victims.