Earth Liberation Front Saves the Planet Through Arson as Judges Promote Debate

According to Green Inc, after giving eco-hero Marie Mason a 22 year prison sentence for a 1999 arson attack on Michigan State Univerrsity's Agriculture Hall, U.S. District Judge Paul Maloney called her acts an "abandonment of the marketplace of ideas."

Maloney, WAKE UP! The marketplace of ideas will not rescue us from the ecological catastrophe at hand. If a person walked into your home and attacked your closest friend, would you resort to the marketplace of ideas? Would you quote Foucault, Sartre, or Shakespeare? If so, shame on you.

When corporations continue to threaten our species and life on the planet with coal-fired power plants, toxic dumping, monocrop agriculture, destruction of the rain-forest, contamination of water, these dangers fail to participate in a "marketplace of ideas." These deadly corporate crimes are murder. Burning down machines of destruction preserve your precious "marketplace of ideas." Stopping capitalism saves life on Earth.

Perhaps in the mid-1800s, intellectuals should have held salons about the devastating potential of industry. In the 1950s, legislators should have taken action. Vain regrets fail to save our species. As for now, debate wastes time.

Marie Mason and the other compassionate people destroying the infrastructures of murder and destruction attempt to protect humanity from its self-destruction. May the Earth Liberation Front arise from its ashes as the "marketplace of ideas" advocates for freeing those people trying to save us. May Judges who aid and abet the corporate terrorists threatening the planet, enter the "marketplace of ideas," wake-up and realize the time for direct action and sabotage is now, and join the Earth Liberation Front.

Sex, Drugs, and Environmental Destruction

Between having cocaine delivered to the office and oral sex with subordinates, the over-partied leadership of the Department of the Interior has taken the U.S. government's impulse to fuck up to a whole new level. These creeps who brag about protecting our natural resources have been taking bribes, doing drugs, and having sex with big oil reps. In the meantime, our environment gets screwed.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think its just creepy that the Department of the Interior would have any desire to do it with people who work at Chevron, Shell, and other nasty energy companies. I can imagine a lot of kinky fantasies, but sleeping with those slimy creeps takes the cake.

This is why any day of the week I'd prefer to do it with the black-clad, sweaty arm-pit lovers in the Earth and Animal Liberation Fronts than entertain the idea that electoral politics in this corrupt capitalist system will every be more than an orgy of ecological destruction lubricated by big oil. Unfortunately, all these eco-types are stuck fighting this corrupt system and can't just sit around doin' it. Somebody has to protect the "interior" and the tasteless, powder-noses in the government sure as shit won't.