Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Sex, Drugs, and Environmental Destruction


Between having cocaine delivered to the office and oral sex with subordinates, the over-partied leadership of the Department of the Interior has taken the U.S. government's impulse to fuck up to a whole new level. These creeps who brag about protecting our natural resources have been taking bribes, doing drugs, and having sex with big oil reps. In the meantime, our environment gets screwed.

Now correct me if I'm wrong, but I think its just creepy that the Department of the Interior would have any desire to do it with people who work at Chevron, Shell, and other nasty energy companies. I can imagine a lot of kinky fantasies, but sleeping with those slimy creeps takes the cake.

This is why any day of the week I'd prefer to do it with the black-clad, sweaty arm-pit lovers in the Earth and Animal Liberation Fronts than entertain the idea that electoral politics in this corrupt capitalist system will every be more than an orgy of ecological destruction lubricated by big oil. Unfortunately, all these eco-types are stuck fighting this corrupt system and can't just sit around doin' it. Somebody has to protect the "interior" and the tasteless, powder-noses in the government sure as shit won't.

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